Practically perfect in everyway

In every job that must be done, here is an element of fun.

Enough is as good as a feast

Spit spot

rum punch!

The more I laugh, the more I'm a merrier me.

I know a man with a wooden leg named Smith. What's the name of his other leg?

There's nothing like a good joke. And that was nothing like one.

feed the birds and what have you got? Fat birds!

tuppence, prudently, fruitfully, frugally invested in the...bank!

When fall the banks of England, England falls!

Gallivanting like kangaroos.