I wish I had said "dickhead" yesterday when a big rig veered onto the road in front of me without blinkers and I yelled out "oh you FUCK!", completely forgetting the two innocent cherubs in the backseat. Then I was in the conundrum of mentioning it or letting it slide, except I couldn't let it slide because it was so loud (albeit satisfying!). So I said that I'd said a bad word because I felt really angry, and we should never say that word. Zadie spent the rest of the trip home changing "Mama, never ever ever say FUCK, NEVER EVER! NEVER SAY FUCK!"

Fuck it.