Two thoughts I had while waking from my dozy afternoon nap

[mrsbrown]

1. Imagine if one day the auto-cues stopped and you didn't want anybody to find out so you made your own decisions about what to say until you realised you didn't even have to say the things the others expected.

2. A fine romantic notion.

It's so frustrating standing in a cafe, hoping the gang of boys don't notice you. Instead they all notice you and deliberately feel or poke you as they walk past. Wouldn't it be good if you could find something you could do to them, that wasn't reacting but got them back any way.

Maybe you could hide something really smelly near their table, maybe something you could disguise as a cigarette. But they wouldn't be decieved because you don't smoke, so maybe you would have to take it up, but then you'd probably get addicted. So, maybe James would thinkof a better way for you to get them back. Boy, that's a fine romantic notion!

Comments

[splodgenoodles.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, what?

[vonstrassburg.livejournal.com]

mrsbrown, the day you start saying things (off the autocue or not) that the rest of us expect you to say, is the day I'll eat all of mr_bassman's socks and buy him new pairs instead.

[vonstrassburg.livejournal.com]

Oh, and revenge on the gang of boys?

They have a hot car, right?

If you can gain access, open a tin of sardines and pop it under the driver's seat. It will take them some time to notice. Better still, freeze a can of shaving foam, open the bottom of the can with a tin opener while it's nice and frozen and rock hard inside, and leave that in their car.

[splodgenoodles.livejournal.com]

Also -

a swift elbow to the sola[solar??]plexus.

I believe brake fluid on the car can be quite bad.