my job and what to wear?

Sometimes my job is particularly cool.

Tomorrow I'm off to cross one of my life ambitions off the list, and it's all because of my job.

I have always wanted to see the inside of one of the most exclusive clubs in Melbourne and tomorrow, I'm off on a site visit!

But what am I going to wear? Today, I finally put both of my pairs of trousers and my suit jacket in for drycleaning. I only have one other pair of work pants and they're a bit tatty (and a bit tight) and the tops I have to go with them aren't great either. They work when I'm in the office, but I prefer better when I know I'm off to see clients. I also have 2 skirts - but what if I have to climb into the roof space?

When I thought about this at the tram stop today, it occured to me that perhaps it's a good thing I only have a good skirt to wear. In my "delicate" condition, maybe I shouldn't be climbing anywhere. If I wear a skirt, I can just blame the skirt, instead of having to explain to this prospective client (a complete stranger) that I'm pregnant and therefore currently incapable of doing my job. OTOH, I could just wear the skirt, and tell them that my employer has a strict OH and S policy that means I can't climb anywhere.

And another thing, in doing a search for the club in question, I found out that you can book rooms and stay there! Apparently, it's cheaper than The Windsor, another place on my list.

AND

I would like to apologise publicly for my current evil flatulence, especially if you were the person in the tram sitting behind me as I got off.

Happy now splodgenoodles?